peanuts

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2005 7:08:10

A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!" Looking around, he noticed that
the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said "beautiful shirt".
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey...I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and
there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?"
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts ... they're complimentary."

Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2005 13:51:37

very cute

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 08-Apr-2005 19:31:47

thats a good one.